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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.