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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver