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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.