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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!