How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!