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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!