Aloha Akbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"