Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

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How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR