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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.