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Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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Allah-bama

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Their parents.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.