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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.