What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.