Chin Jokes

What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

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Because oct 31 = dec 25

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!