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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.