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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.