What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.