What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.