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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.