How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.