How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.