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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift