How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.