Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A headache.
Not right meow, I have a headache.
Too many frames.
5 minutes talk to wife.
A paracetamole!
Aleve.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
The noise gave her a headache.
Patient: She's out of town.
An ex-boxer.
First person shooter.
Because it was dead.
Tobogany.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
When the (w)hole job's done.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
They just get hammered.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
She was losing interest.
Cause they're white
Cause they're dead.