Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A headache.
Not right meow, I have a headache.
Too many frames.
5 minutes talk to wife.
A paracetamole!
Aleve.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
The noise gave her a headache.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
At the Groomers!
Because they finish each other's sentences
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
An acappellago
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
He would never leave his woes behind.
Because they're a diamond dozen
Babe, it's a valve!
A widow
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
