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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Challah at ya boy!

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.