Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Their knees

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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If you're reading this it's too late.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.