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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay