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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Someone laughing their head off

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Head and shoulders.

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Challah at ya boy!

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.