Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).