Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.