Aspirin Jokes

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Who's there! Agatha! Agatha who?

Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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