Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Wrinkly.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Who else invents things?
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because they're all out of cervix
Alloys.
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
An Armadealer
Because Paracetamol on fire.