Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Because they work.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because they're white.
Because he had my grains
Because it's a cox blocker
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
He wanted to improve his bite.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
Because the market got flooded.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Aspirin sorry guys
They would steal all the boos.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
They work on so many levels.
He came to work baked.
I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Lesbians
Because they can get their whole grains.
