Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders