Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.