Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Because they work.
Starving.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Because they've got the same color trunks.
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Because he was coffin.
They went on stroke.
None, he just has some WATAH!
A little plaque.