Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Because they work.
The hippocampus.
They hate getting cured.
An elephant!
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Diddly-squats
1%
He came to work baked.
You get the picture.
Under-bear.
Camenbert
Bernie Sanders