Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Because they work.
Sneakers.
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Coffin medicine.
The hippocampus.
Cause they're white
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
Motorcycles don't have trunks
An irrelephant.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
