Asprin Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)