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Wrinkle Jokes

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.