Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.