Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers