Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.