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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them