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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.