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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.