Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Through the Lucha-door.

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Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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He got lost in the maize.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.