Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders