Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.