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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.