Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.