He forgot his head and shoulders.
Because he was Russian.
He forgot the safe word.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
By looking over your shoulder.
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
He can't get out of a bath.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
