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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.