How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.