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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.