Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Joey Jokes More Joey Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.