Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear