Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.