Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!