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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!