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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Michael Jackson

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The closing of the Borders.

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Holy Sheet!

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They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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A Trojan horse.