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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!