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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.