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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.