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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.