What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.