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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.