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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.