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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.