What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup