What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."