Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Neighbor
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
This joke
Paints the town red
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The letter "D"!
The brides are already dressed in white.
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
He's been chasing parked cars.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Because he was always spotted.
