Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Turkey, apparently.
He wanted to work overtime.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Punny ones
Sleep at night
GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Wow you looked shocked.
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Bed wedding.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Because they are always spotted!
