Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!