Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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V=vdRiMBPbQ8

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!