Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
He wanted to work undercover.
A joke.
The punchline
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Because red means stop D
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
They want to make ends meet.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because he was always spotted.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
