Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
The punchline
They wanted to see it crack up!
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Frost bite. D
He left his foot on the accelerator.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
From chasing cars.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Because they are always spotted!