Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.