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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!