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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

Why does LeBron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.