How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band?

One Direction.

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)