He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
Walk this way
One Direction.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Its One Direction of course.
Goddamn right.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
One Direction
There's only one Bender in Futurama
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because he had no direction.
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Zayn Ma Luck
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Vector Hugo.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Looks to me like they go both ways.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
No Direction.
A Navigator
Terminal velocity.
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
One. This one. The rest are all true.
My tax refund.
Both do hat tricks!
When he turns his cow to pasture.
Tarzan.
Worcestershire
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Because 7, 10, 11!
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!
Miss Direction.
