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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.