Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.