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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.