Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.