Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.