Clue Jokes

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Rage Clue Jokes More Rage Clue Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue