Clue Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue