Clue Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Rage Clue Jokes More Rage Clue Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.