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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)