What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.