What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.