COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking!
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Give him sheet music
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
It didn't Snowden.
Because Santa came early this year.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
Two buy four.
Because the steaks are too high.
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
