COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking!
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
The stock market.
Buy high sell higher.
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Ihop
Laughing stock.
Do you get a laughing stock?
Accidentally hit submit before you
They both begin a trip at the post!
Autumn Leaves.
Because Santa came early this year.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
By selling your guitar.
Minnesota.