COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking!
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
They look kinda shady to me
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Alfred the grate!
A lost Clause
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Both mature in a cellar.
A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Lots of bad pickup lines.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
Liberal Arts Degrees.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Because Santa came early this year.
It didn't Snowden.
