COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking!
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
He couldn't grow a pear
Smoked Muenster.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Turban Outfitters.
A washing machine
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Swine flu
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
A lost Clause
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Penacilin
They could get chapped lips!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A buccaneer!
