What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.