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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment