What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!