What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!