What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner