What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!