What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!