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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...