What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts