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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!