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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do fish talk about at work?

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.