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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.