What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.