What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.