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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...