What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.