What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.