What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.