What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.