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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.