What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.