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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.