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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.