What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

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Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin