What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99