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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.