What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.