What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.