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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.