What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.