How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.