How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile