How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"