How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.