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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.