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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!