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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.