What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten