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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.