What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.