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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.