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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!