Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.