Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.