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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.