Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.