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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.