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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.