What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.