What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.