What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.