Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!