Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
He lost his hearing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because the P is silent.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Ruff
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
He keeps a log
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Luters.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Wipe away those ears.
Edward Snowed-in
You just put your lips together and whistle
