Swiping and wiping.
A soviet
Anne Boleyn's.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
A swipe and wipe.
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Wipe away those ears.
The Trail of Smears
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He wipes the hard drive.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
I'm sari.
J-lo Cloths
When it('s not).
Pick on someone your own size.
A toothbrush.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
OC Dino-sore
There still working on it...
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Squawky-talkies!
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Old Bay.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Because they always klingon!
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Its arse.
