He wiped his bum.
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They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
Swiping and wiping.
A soviet
Anne Boleyn's.
A cloth.
They both wipe out Klingons.
She wiped her arse.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
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A swipe and wipe.
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Wipe away those ears.
The Trail of Smears
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He wipes the hard drive.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
Old bae.
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
An Instagram.
Instagram
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
He's still there.
So you would never know what side he was on.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
There was a birthday potty.
It's Gonna be Pee
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