Swiping and wiping.
A soviet
Anne Boleyn's.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
A swipe and wipe.
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Wipe away those ears.
The Trail of Smears
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He wipes the hard drive.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Close the door.
Executed.
OC) Brats!
Cannibals.
They wash themselves.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Holding their hands up
He couldn't make hands meet.
Chernobyl fallout
Russian and Finnish!
Al-ask-ya
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
Swiper no swiping!!