Swiping and wiping.
A soviet
Anne Boleyn's.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
A swipe and wipe.
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Wipe away those ears.
The Trail of Smears
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He wipes the hard drive.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
A buck-an-ear!
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
Her mommy was in a jam.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
He was a boar.
You con-du-it!!!
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
In instagrams
Selfless
You just Amblein.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
SINGLE
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
