Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Swiper no swiping!!

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

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Hello, ladies.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Swiper no swiping!!

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.