What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face