Trail Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.