They Leave a Trail of Tears
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
The Trail of Smears
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Some Stormtrooper
They having a float-on. it very good
Because his life is at stake.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!
Currant Affairs
He had his raisins...
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
The food!
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.