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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.