Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity