Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me