What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point