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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."